Ahoy!

– Avast! Ye landlubbers – avast! Belay thy needless moaning! Thar be a fine booty to be ‘ad, and we may yet fill our coffers wi’ plunder!! Aarrrh, me maties! Man the riggin’, unfurl them thar sails and set a leeward course!

…oh, and happy “Talk Like a Pirate Day” to you, too.